The rudest blonde dis you can think of?

theres this kid in my neighborhood who is mean to a lot of kids, hes way older than them too. hes fat and blonde he thinks he gonna be in the ufc, he gets f's in all cles, hes just a huge jerk. can anyone tell me the RUDEST thing u can think of about a fat biker/ufc fighter wannabe blonde so i can tell him??? PLEASE!!!!!!!